Goldie~ IWANTOUTIWANTOUTIWANTOUTIWANTOUTIWANTOUT
PM~ I hear you Goldie, keep your fur on.
Goldie~ Hey, what's that thing? Something for the wee ones?
PM~ No Goldie. It is for you.
Goldie~ WHAT???????
PM~ I don't want you to be fox food so I am taking you out with your harness.
Goldie~ That is so not fair!
PM~ Sorry buddy, too bad.
Goldie~ FINE!
PM~ There you go. See? It's not that bad.
Goldie~ I will go out but I won't walk.
PM~ That's fine Goldie but it'll be your loss. I am not taking you out again.
Goldie~ THERE IS SOMETHING ON MY BACK!!!!!!!!!
PM~ It is just the harness. Calm down, you are getting hysterical.
Goldie~ GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
PM~ There is no need to elbow-belly-knee walk Goldie. I even have to where a "harness" of sorts when I am in a car.
Goldie~ Please stop talking now.
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*giggle* Oh Goldie you are being silly about your harness! ;) What you need is some nice Valerian drops put on your favourite toy so you can sniff their lovely smell and bunny kick the living heck out of the toy! What's bestest of all is a 'nip pillow with a fresh drop of Valerian on it, it's amazing! Oh and I think you can get chips of Valerian root mixed with 'nip or honeysuckle wood from the Cat House in Calgary! ;) There's some mighty good cat drugs in Canada you know!!!
Hee hee, my mom used to try to walk Taffy on a harness and it did not work....she just wanted to sit in the grass and eat grass!
I missed you guys! My mom is back!
--JB
just tell u bean NO GO OUT U GET FLEES
Goldie, maybe you can get used to the harness just long enough to show your PM that you won't run away and become fox bait. All us Good Cats wore harnesses for years but not anymore. The humans supervise us just to be sure, but we all stay in our yard, which is plenty big enough for us.
Harnesses are evil! Mine steals my bones and makes me paralyzed. It is really askeery.
EG
Oh Goldie, I hope you will get used to your harness. It looks very good on you!
Goldie, at least it's a nice color. Perhaps not the best color for you, but I like it.
I don't like harnesses, either. They feel so heavy. All I can do is a slow low-rider walk. Thank goodness I stay inside and don't have to wear one.
You gave Treater the giggles. That scared me!
Awww, Goldie! You are the spitting image of my brother Brainball. I'm so sorry that you don't like your harness! I bet Brainball wouldn't like a harness much, either. As for me? Hmmm, I probably wouldn't mind as long as it was a pretty color and had perhaps some bling *smile*.
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!
I know whatcha mean. I HATE that harness!totvqzz
Goldie we think your bean is confused...you're not a doggie. But we have to say it looks like fun taking your bean for a walk. Lucky cat!
Awwwww, poor Goldie. Really though, it's for your own good, you don't wanna' get eaten do you? We salute your PM for keeping you safe!
I fully understand your harness troubles, Dear Goldie. I consider them an evil contraption invented to rob us of our dignity and keep us from our rightful places as Sovereigns of the Universe..but then, I do tend toward the dramatic!
My hero Mac, the greatest cat that ever lived (amen) used wear a harrness when he jogged down to the endo of the street to get the mail with Bernie.
I always thought he looked cool.
But as you know, I have a "Do not touch" policy (except for brushing and an occasional tail lift) so I'm personally not ever going to wear a harness.
Goldie, better safe then stuck in the house! We had to wear a harness when we lived in the city in Florida. It takes a little time to get used to, but it's OK.
Goldie I'm sorry about your having to wear a harness.Yet I'm glad your mom's taking steps to keep your safe.
Hai! iz hate meh harness too. I dunna walk on it. It make me mad. I glare at mommeh. I make mommeh drag mez around.
Guess wat!! i tag yoo fur meme.
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oh Goldie! i'm so so so glad you have a harness with that fox hanging around. i know it will be different, but your mommy will keep you safe. even big man cats need a mommy to watch over them sometimes.
i can't believe you all still have snow! brrrr
Poor Goldie! I know how you feel about the harness. SS bought one for me and I hate it. However, with that fox hanging around, it is safer to have it when you are out with your mom.
Be careful Goldie. That fox is waiting for you. He wants to eat you for lunch. Your mommy only wants you to be safe.
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