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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Sassy Saturday

Sassy Saturday

The Music Man and the oldest wee one went away for the weekend, leaving the wee-est one and the PM here with us. They say it is a "boys weekend away" but I fear the little wee one just wants to stay for *poop patrol*.

I have been thinking and I want to do something nice for Shade. She has been pretty kind and supportive of me the last few months;only calling me "fool" if I reeeeeaaaalllly deserve it.

We have to go to the V.E.T. soon and I know she's a little concerned about getting on that scale. See it's in the waiting room and all the other pets try to sneak a peak at the numbers when you step on. Us Mancats want to be in those big double digits, power tripping and all but I know it causes stress in the ladycats. The PM has her on special food but I think we are in for a big lecture if Shade doesn't trim down a bit. Winter is a bad time too as Shade barely moves.

I have decided it is my mission to help her out and become her life coach, her trainer, her dietitian... whatever it takes. She'll really thank me for it I am sure. I am so excited!!

I am going to go do some "inspirational work" now. I better go find her.



Shade! What are you doing? Laying down to drink? Are you that lazy? That pathetic? I can't believe it! You are soooooo going to get in trouble at the V.E.T.



Shade~ Get that headband off your head and move out of my face or I'll take that clip board and....


Goldie (running)~Well that was a bust! I need some debriefing, a new strategy...a big nap.

15 comments:

WillThink4Wine said...

Well, laying down to drink really is a bit lazy....

Gandalf & Grayson's Mom

Spooky said...

Get her a big bag of catnip...that'll give her a workout!

Or...perhaps a tall bowl of water so that she'll have to stand up to drink!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

You go get him Shade!

Parker said...

Laying down to drink is a tad on the lazy side! But I like that idea,I may need to try it!

Tesla said...

Wow... laying down to drink... hmmm... maybe i should try that....

Maybe you should get her one of those stands to put the bowl in so she HAS to sit up. :)

felinesopher said...

Great idea! Thx furr the inpiration fella;)

-nice to meet you-

Boy said...

It's weawwy hard being a personal twainer Goldie!

Daisy said...

Well, you had the right idea, but you might have taken the wrong approach.

Lux said...

Hmm ... best wishes with your inspirational work; it looks like you might need them! :)

Tiggie FOC said...

Shade will live longer with more running around.

Or at least it will seem longer during each of the nine lives.

Cats must watch their weight gain. The girl cat in our family got fat and lazy, and we used to tease her about it, but it turned out she was actually sick.

I still feel bad about it, and miss Tidbit a bunch.

Brainball said...

Hi there, my twin Goldie!

Hmmm, laying down to drink -- I agree with Spooky's suggestion of catnip -- better yet, a catnip banana! I get lots of exercise with ours -- I jump and twirl around and whap it in the air and seeing a sixteen pounds of mancat Brainball twirling in the air is quite a sight (and makes quite a thud, too).

Floofy headbonks and rumbly purrs from Brainball.

Poppy Q said...

Everycat and bean probably needs to get in shape for the summer, so don't you worry shade.

Have a nice week.

Karen Jo said...

I think you have the right idea, Goldie, but maybe the wrong approach. I think you should intice her into chasing you around the house. Calling her "fatso" might do the trick, just make sure she doesn't catch you.

Ariel said...

Lol...Shade is adorable laying down to drink,Hmmmm might have to try that.

Christine and FAZ said...

Some cats just don't know how to be grateful. FAZ

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