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Sunday, July 13, 2008

A New Dad?

A New Dad?



Goldie~ I think we are getting a new Dad.

Shade~ What are you talking about? I think you ate too much catmint.

Goldie~ No, I heard the PM talking. She said she was in love and wanted to marry some other guy!

Shade~ I can't believe that. Who is it?

Goldie~ It's that Dyson fella.

Shade~ The guy who made our new sucky machine?

Goldie~ Yep, the PM loves him. She called him a genius.

Shade~ Really?

Goldie~ Yep.

Shade~ She never calls the Music Man a genius.

Goldie~ See? I told you. The Dyson guy is going to be our new Dad. What if he doesn't like cats?



Shade~ That's easy, We'll just suck him up with his sucky machine.

Goldie~ Right. Right. Good plan.

23 comments:

Mickey said...

Hahahahahahaha!!! You two are too funny:) Suck him up with his sucky machine!!! hahahahahahaha
But,don't you like your own Dad?
Purrs Mickey

Sen&Tom said...

We think your Mom might have some competition when it comes to wooing "Sucky Dyson" as ours goes on about him too...

Happy Sunday!

ZOOLATRY said...

Maybe if your mom got the old dad to push the old sucky machine all around she wouldn't need a new dad or a new sucky machine.
Of course our Zoolatry Human (the female one) has tried this without success for many years.
So, maybe a new dad is the solution after all.
(This post was a really good laugh! Thanks)

Tracey and Huffle said...

Oh no not another Dyson. How are they breeding so fast?

Huffle Mawson

topcatrules said...

Gosh you guys are a hoot. :)

And I had to look up your town to find out about it. Leonora is a gold mining town in the desert!

I learned something new. :)

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Our Mom bought a Dyson when we moved to Georgia. Now our Grmapy does all the rug sucking. Mom's a genious sometimes.

T'Abby Normal said...

My mom said she heard about how wonderful Dyson is too, but she is still faithful to Kenmore. I thought she loved Mr. R?? Hmm...

edward said...

looks like you two will be STEP CATS if you get a new dad-- step cats get it? hee hee you have nice steps, too.

Daisy said...

That Dyson guy sure gets around!

Ana said...

Hehe, have a great Sunday! :-)

Boy said...

Is your new dad going to be fun?

Miss Henry & Marley said...

Hi! Thanks so much for your comments! we r so glad to meet all the purrfect friends.

Miss Henry & Marley too.

Kellykat said...

I think thats a purrfect plan. Those sucky machines will get rid of anything.

Thank you for coming by my bloggy the other day. It was very nice meeting you. I asked my meowmy to add you to her reader-thingy so that we can get to know you better.

Please come say hello anytime.

-Stryder

Sweet Praline said...

Mom was a little slow today. I had to read your post to her two times before she got the joke! Good one!

Come to think of it . . . Mom is in love with Mr. Kirby. I think she is going to share a picture of me staring it down this week.

Tiggie FOC said...

Blondie has a purple dyson. Ever since she got it and can see what is being sucked up she has been giving us h-e-double hockey sticks about how much fur we leave everywhere.

It does look like an awful lot of fur whirling around in that thing.
Kind of embarrassing really.

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Ooh, a new Dad! That sounds excitin... We hopes he likes you.

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

It's too funny that your mom is in love with the guy who made the sucky machine!

Spooky said...

Oh, how funny you two are! I don't like those big ol' sucky machines. They eat cats.

.LOA said...

u to are so funny i dont think u can finde a machine to get fur it is a 24/7 job lol BUT i did find one in wal-mart for $22.00 and it will sucky up my wood floors lol but the next day they are all back FLOOR AND FUR ??????

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

lol! That Dyson guy must love and have aminals... how else would he have made the fur-sucker-upper in the first place?

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

P.S. We gots one of those Roombas. While it's very convenient, it gets clogged with hair every single time it runs.

JB's Big World said...

Wow, really? I am glad you have a new dad. But make sure you train him well, ok?
--JB

Lux said...

That was a funny conversation you were having! :)

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