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Goldie~ I was checking out the back window, which looks onto the roof of our wood room, when I saw this.





Yes, that is poop on my roof. I think it must be a gang of rogue wild cats, leaving me a message. I am a hunter but not really a fighter. I really don't know what to do next. Shade, the clawless wonder, will be useless if we were attacked. 

Am I hunting too many mice? Does my excess floof annoy them? 

I am feeling a tad bit anxious. I will have to get my sidekick ready for a rumble.  I better...

Shade~ Goldie, how many cats do you know eat choke cherries? None? Right. That poop belongs to coons. Quit the theatrics.

Goldie~ Oh. Sorry.



20 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFL... that is a naughty word here, if you were to say that in front of an aboriginal person they would get all uppity.
Momma felt all naughty just reading it.
So momma anyway had this mental image.... that's pretty bad momma! :(

Moki The Wobbly Cat said...

We've got a family of coon guys living in our backyard too. They must have just had babies recently, because two of the little ones woke mommie up during the night, by trying to open the screen door to get inside...lol

Tama-Chan, Bibi-Chan, Gen-Chan, Vidock, Violette, Ollie said...

It's always good t have a bit of drama in our lives....

Sen-Chan

Teddy Westlife said...

Oh phew! I was so worried for a minute there.

Huffle Mawson

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

We shall come help you defend yourself from the gang of rogue wild cats or the coons. Whichever they shouldn't be pooping on YOUR roof. ~S, S & C

Anonymous said...

Ummm, so is coon poop better? Just wondering.

My Littel Island said...

U GOT COONE POOP it is big like a wuffy one. Dont go out and look to close it can be a trap and them coones can put the bite on u. I gess connes dont have manners Bad babys

The Meezers or Billy said...

no it's ALIEN poop!! RUN!!!! - Sammy ::running in circles hollering::

Daisy said...

Raccoons pooped on your roof? How RUDE!

Chrissie said...

Anytime you need some extra muscle, Goldie, you just give me a holler..I'll come!

PB 'n J said...

Goldie you are a crack up!

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

Did you get a picture of the coons too or just the poop?
--JB

Laila and Angel Minchie said...

I'm a big tough Mancat with all my clawzes. I can comes over and help you beat up on themz poopin' coons! Let me attem!

Minchie

Tesla and Hansel said...

RENEGADE POOP! LOOK OUT YOOR UNNER ATTACKS!

Anonymous said...

Just a note from my earlier post, silly momma didn't word it right as usual.
She was sitting there having a naughty giggle at the word, and well then got an mental image that was a bit rude, that's why the frowny face hehe
Youz could never ever offend :)))))

Mickey's Musings said...

I think those coons are jealous of your floof!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Quill and Greyson said...

My that's a lot of coon poop. You may need reinforcments.

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Yikes! Be careful of those raccoons. We didn't think it could be kitty poop, since we cats are usually pretty good about covering up our business!

Mark's Mews (Ayla, Iza, and Marley) said...

Racoons are worse than intruder cats! Go pee on all their poop so they know ta stay away!

Anonymous said...

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla are right! You must mark your territory to warn intruders to stay away. Trespassing will not be tolerated!

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