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Goldie~ I was checking out the back window, which looks onto the roof of our wood room, when I saw this.





Yes, that is poop on my roof. I think it must be a gang of rogue wild cats, leaving me a message. I am a hunter but not really a fighter. I really don't know what to do next. Shade, the clawless wonder, will be useless if we were attacked. 

Am I hunting too many mice? Does my excess floof annoy them? 

I am feeling a tad bit anxious. I will have to get my sidekick ready for a rumble.  I better...

Shade~ Goldie, how many cats do you know eat choke cherries? None? Right. That poop belongs to coons. Quit the theatrics.

Goldie~ Oh. Sorry.



20 comments:

Evie/VampyVictor said...

ROFL... that is a naughty word here, if you were to say that in front of an aboriginal person they would get all uppity.
Momma felt all naughty just reading it.
So momma anyway had this mental image.... that's pretty bad momma! :(

Moki said...

We've got a family of coon guys living in our backyard too. They must have just had babies recently, because two of the little ones woke mommie up during the night, by trying to open the screen door to get inside...lol

Sen and Tom said...

It's always good t have a bit of drama in our lives....

Sen-Chan

Tracey and Huffle said...

Oh phew! I was so worried for a minute there.

Huffle Mawson

Alasandra said...

We shall come help you defend yourself from the gang of rogue wild cats or the coons. Whichever they shouldn't be pooping on YOUR roof. ~S, S & C

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Ummm, so is coon poop better? Just wondering.

Steppa and her Babys +Lover Guy said...

U GOT COONE POOP it is big like a wuffy one. Dont go out and look to close it can be a trap and them coones can put the bite on u. I gess connes dont have manners Bad babys

The Meezers said...

no it's ALIEN poop!! RUN!!!! - Sammy ::running in circles hollering::

Daisy said...

Raccoons pooped on your roof? How RUDE!

Angus Mhor said...

Anytime you need some extra muscle, Goldie, you just give me a holler..I'll come!

PB 'n J said...

Goldie you are a crack up!

JB's Big World said...

Did you get a picture of the coons too or just the poop?
--JB

Cat-a-holic, Laila and Minchie said...

I'm a big tough Mancat with all my clawzes. I can comes over and help you beat up on themz poopin' coons! Let me attem!

Minchie

Tesla said...

RENEGADE POOP! LOOK OUT YOOR UNNER ATTACKS!

Evie/VampyVictor said...

Just a note from my earlier post, silly momma didn't word it right as usual.
She was sitting there having a naughty giggle at the word, and well then got an mental image that was a bit rude, that's why the frowny face hehe
Youz could never ever offend :)))))

Mickey said...

I think those coons are jealous of your floof!!!!!!

Purrs Mickey

Fin said...

My that's a lot of coon poop. You may need reinforcments.

Dragonheart and Merlin said...

Yikes! Be careful of those raccoons. We didn't think it could be kitty poop, since we cats are usually pretty good about covering up our business!

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla said...

Racoons are worse than intruder cats! Go pee on all their poop so they know ta stay away!

Kelly Cat said...

Skeeter, LC, and Ayla are right! You must mark your territory to warn intruders to stay away. Trespassing will not be tolerated!

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