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I was hoping this one wasn't going to come up but Banshee has been reading through the archives and enjoyed this one. It was an honest mistake. Any cat would have made it.



Shade~Will you stop staring at me, I am trying to get to sleep.
Goldie~I have to talk to you about something, it'll just take a minute.
Shade~OK, hurry up though. I need my 15 hrs beauty sleep.
Goldie~Did you see me get in trouble today, by a wee one?
Shade~Yeah, it was pretty funny. She's turning into a mini PM.


Goldie~She yelled at me for pooping outside and went around with her wee shovel scooping it. She..she...she called me a dog.
Shade~Hey, don't cry. I am sure she didn't mean it.
Goldie~But don't dogs poop wherever they want to? Going willy nilly all over the place? I thought I had my dig/bury routine down to a science.
Shade~Well....
Goldie~Look at this form, such poise, such strength.


Shade~You know...
Goldie~See, I do one side then do a reverse pivot to ensure complete coverage.


Shade~You poop in the snow.
Goldie~Well yeah, it's fluffy, perfect for digging, like sand in the winter.
Shade~It's like you poop in water.
Goldie~WHAT????
Shade~When the snow melts it turns into water.
Goldie~NO!
Shade~Yes.
Goldie~NO!!!
Shade~Yes.
Goldie~Why didn't you say something?
Shade~You never asked and I thought you were just being your weird self.
Goldie~Snow turns into water?
Shade~Like crapping in a bathtub.
Goldie~Dang.

20 comments:

Country Cats said...

Hahaha that was hilarious. Isn't snow very cold to dig around in?

Tracey and Huffle said...

Ahhhahahahahah that's very funny.

Huffle Mawson

Christine and FAZ said...

An easy mistake to make if you ask me. FAZ

Parker said...

TeeHee!

VampyVictor said...

hahah the wee one is so cute! Even cuddable! and that is saying something for us! ;)haha That is so funny that your poop is not really buried! I can't even imagine the cold on my butt while trying...
V-V

Cory said...

Ha ha! Who knew??

Forever Foster said...

Hahahahaha like crapping in a bathtub?! That made up laugh a lot!:)

Mum works at the uni, and was talking to a lady about you today, Goldie. The lady was getting some clothing with the uni logo on it to take to her new home in Canada. She got some big warm sweaters because of the cold, and mum mentioned the brave apricot kitty who digs in the snow:)

The Creek Cats said...

LOL!!! That was hilarious!

Tom and Tama-Chan said...

Tee, Hee, Hee! We did enjoy it!

Ariel said...

Lol...Sorry I'm not laughing...Tee,Hee,Hee...Sorry

The Island Cats said...

This post made our mom's day...it made her laugh out loud! Thanks! She really need that!

Cat with a garden said...

Ooops! And you thought you had it covered! Well, what are you supposed to do, dig open the frozen ground? Don't worry, Goldie, this would really happen to every cat. To every cat that actually sets a paws outside with all this snow around...
Purrs, Chilli

Luna said...

Teeheehe...you are too funny. Did you never asked you where the yellow snow comes from?
Olli pooped yesterday for the first time outside in the flower bed.

purrs
Luna, Luzie and Olli

The Whippy Curly Tails said...

Gosh you are so pretty & such an apricot fluff ball!!!!!

Our Mom wants to rub your tummy!

Hey ... What does PM stand for?

Purrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Eric and Flynn said...

Hahahahaha! Sorry Goldie, but that was funny.

Grrreta said...

That's so funny! When Mommy lived in a third floor apartment, she started seeing kitty poop on her balcony. At first she thought someone was throwing it up there, until one day she saw a kitty jump from the three story roof, onto her balcony, and do his business covering it with snow. When the snow melted, there were little kitty poops all over her balcony.

Fin said...

You looked so stylish covering the poop too.

meemsnyc said...

LOL, that was hysterical!!

Sweet Praline said...

That was a great post and well worth repeating!

quiltcat said...

oh my, that's embarassing, especially after you use such excellent form and went to so much trouble to cover it with snow! (we see the pink kitten is very pink indeed..hence 'tis a female kitten)

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