Safe but not happy.

Goldie~ IWANTOUTIWANTOUTIWANTOUTIWANTOUTIWANTOUT
PM~ I hear you Goldie, keep your fur on.
Goldie~ Hey, what's that thing? Something for the wee ones?
PM~ No Goldie. It is for you.
Goldie~ WHAT???????
PM~ I don't want you to be fox food so I am taking you out with your harness.
Goldie~ That is so not fair!
PM~ Sorry buddy, too bad.
Goldie~ FINE!
PM~ There you go. See? It's not that bad.
Goldie~ I will go out but I won't walk.



PM~ That's fine Goldie but it'll be your loss. I am not taking you out again.
Goldie~ THERE IS SOMETHING ON MY BACK!!!!!!!!!
PM~ It is just the harness. Calm down, you are getting hysterical.



Goldie~ GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
PM~ There is no need to elbow-belly-knee walk Goldie. I even have to where a "harness" of sorts when I am in a car.
Goldie~ Please stop talking now.