For those who were asking, the PM did clip the end of my wild whilly whisker and nothing crazy happened. Thanks for the help!
Now, I wanted to share a dilemma with you. The wee lad and I are friends, supposedly.
Here we are hangin' in the grass. See the look of adoration in my face?
Well, a couple of days ago, I heard that he had drew a picture of me. I was so touched. I hurried over to have a gander, wondering if I was going to look more like a tiger or a lion and this is what I saw.
Pretty good, I thought. Goldie climbing a tree is the title. But then I had a question. The PM took the words right out of my mouth when she asked. "What's that hanging between Goldie's legs". No, not what your thinking. He said, "That squishy bit that moves side to side when he runs."
WHAT??????????
That is floof, all floof!!!
Then last night I was sitting on the PM's hip when she was lying down, waiting for the kids to get ready for bed. The wee lad came in and said "Goldie, get down. You are getting bum juice on Mommy."
Again, WHAT???????????
Excuse me, I do not leave a trail of bum juice where ever I go.
Maybe if I was an eldercat or ill, but not on a regular basis.
Sheesh. I don't know about all this business.
Do you think he is just going through a stage?
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I do not think non kitteh lovers understand that we iz very clean and will lick any bum juice off at first sight...
The thing that runs side to side.. well we need to store our cookies somewhere, I do not have a cookie pouch yet but my sister Mushka does and Momma loves to jiggle it.
I think you should be careful when the bot is around his liking for you is not normal! ;)
V-V
That is indeed a dilemma, but it's probably best not to think on it too deeply. Just take the love and ditch the rest, Goldie!
Sen-Chan
Hmmm... I am not sure about this boy Goldie. I think you should keep an eye on him in case things get worse. You may have to call in reinforcements.
Huffle Mawson
All is fluff... They don't really now the weird parts of us...
That boy is very rude I would bite him. ~Scylla
Ignore him beans are sort of ignorant. ~Socks
Love him, boy beans drop lots of food. ~Charybdis
Wow, the wee lad is quite the artist! Be sure he signs your portrait, because one day he may become a famous artist. You never know. Bum juice. hehehe.
Maybe he just needs re-educated, Goldie. Take him aside and gently inform him of the error of his ways . . . you might want to make sure your claws of doom are extended as you do so. You know, just to emphasize your point.
He is just a hoooman kitten and they can be very rude sometimes. I'm sure he doesn't mean to be. He just needs to learn different.
oh the nerve of some of those short beans!!!!!
it be a stage or a phase or just a bea thing.
remember-you're cool and you are all that!
-wlk crew.
We think Tristan is right. Little beans don't know any better and you have to just ignore the bad stuff sometimes. As long as he still shows the love then all is well.
-Stryder, Scotchy & Sugar
Wow! We are speechless! Such rudenss for one so young!
Junior and Orion
Those little humans haven't learned how to speak politely yet. Ignore 'em and give them time to learn. However, I'd be very inclined to whap anyone who dared to tell me that I had a "squishy bit that moves side to side" when I run. Harrumph.
We'd ignore that little bean...he obviously doesn't know what he is talking about....and no more adoring looks for him!
Wally & Ernie
The wee little lads just seem to speak what is on their minds. Try not to take it too purrsonally. All us kitties has those jiggly things. It helps us stay warm and comfy when we sleep.
The little bean did not know what he was saying, I think.
--JB
Don't worry about it too much - I've got one of those flabskirts, too! He was a little bit rude, though, I think, and you should tell him he hurt your feelings!
Mum is very rude about my dangly down floof too. She sez when I run I look like a milking cow with it's udder swinging.
Eric
pee-ess
Bum juice?????
Oh, I am very sorry Goldie, but that made me laugh and laugh! Do not worry, I have a squishy belly and I am only 6 pounds!
The picture is nice !!!!
Don't worry about the boy!!!! Wee ones are always intrigued by 'body functions'!! Heeheehee
Purrs Mickey
ilove littel beans ahahahahahahahahahah
The nerve of that young bean. He needs to be taught some lessons.
This is a very interesting situation! Better keep an eye out!
I'm sure the little bean meant both comments in the nicest possible way. I would keep adoring him.
Well I still love my parents even when they call me Chubs, all floof here too!
Definitely ALL floof!!
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